I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

Love is the only asset, when you give it away you feel happy and when you receive it back you feel happy.

When you have passion, you don't need coffee.

[This upset] means that means Donald Trump now has to transition to governance.

Man, by definition, is born a stranger: coming from nowhere, he is thrust into an alien world which existed before him-a world which didn't need him. And which will survive him.

I don't know any teenager with a positive attitude.

I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Visionaries are limited by their visions.

More people should use their library.

I come from the school of That Horse is Not Dead.