I expect to pass through this world but once and therefore if there is anybody that I want to kick in the crutch I had better kick them in the crutch now, for I do not expect to pass this way again.

Splendid couple - slept with both of them.

Buggery was invented to fill that awkward hour between evensong and cocktails.

Scientists are treacherous allies on committees, for they are apt to change their minds in response to arguments.

I'm a man more dined against than dining.

In my experience, there is only one motivation, and that is desire. No reasons or principle contain it or stand against it.

An unrewarded value is more valuable than a reward with no value.

Art is ment to travel from your heart to your head and out through your fingers...

I made my own assessment of my life, and I began to live it. That was freedom.

Man's real life is happy, chiefly because he is ever expecting that it soon will be so.

Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?

Truth is a troublesome motherfucker unless it's handled properly

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

No one who accepts the sovereignty of truth can be a foot soldier in a party or movement. He will always find himself out of step.

Simplicity reaches out after God; purity discovers and enjoys Him.