I drive a hybrid, and we've changed our light bulbs and windows and installed solar panels and geothermal ground source heat pumps and most everything else.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

What do you want?"To see the world burn, and a new one be born from the ashes…

The act of evil breeds others to follow, young sins in its own likeness.

Force always attracts men of low morality, and I believe it to be an invariable rule that tyrants of genius are succeeded by scoundrels.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

The earth is, of course, not the geometric center of the universe. But it is certainly the center of our lives.

Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

Indu'd With sanctity of reason.

We must...submit ourselves in adversity to the will of a merciful God as cheerfully as in prosperity.

Living or dead, to a good man there can come no evil.