I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Strive to be pleased and accepting rather than angry and resistant.

He looked from the phone to the unconscious figure of the Salesman. "What did you do to him?" he asked. "He got the wrong number," Alex said.

It's nice to say let's be bipartisan. But we're a partisan nation. We were raised as a partisan nation.

I'll do my life work, sticking up for the love between man and woman.

Which Anguish was the utterest--then-- To perish, or to live?

A stranger would think that the people of the United States had no other occupation than electioneering.

Dr. Bashiri, if I ever want to put a curse in someone, I say, 'May God give you a restaurant.

Crime generally punishes itself.

Love is the most transformative medicine For Love slowly transforms you Into what psychedelics only get you to glimpse.

My advice to educators is collaborate with parents; they know a lot about their kids.