I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

The light that Yoga sheds on life is something special. It is transformative. It does not just change the way we see things; it transforms the person who sees.

Americanism is not a matter of skin or color.

I did not die, and yet I lost life’s breath

Oh, that I could spend every moment of my life to God's glory!

I was born in London and lived there until I was five. We traveled a lot. But really San Diego is my hometown. It's where I went to high school.

I'm half Native American and half white so I think I can adjust culturally to anything.

I don't follow politics; it doesn't interest me. So why should I vote?

The Shift is coming. The Shift has to be coming. Because if you keep living like this you'll die.

Lots of people aren't comfortable with silences. They feel they've got to fill the dead air.