Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

I let loose a guttural roar-the cry of a man who has been deprived of his rightful kibbeh. I drew my sword and smacked the eagle with flat of the blade

I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear>

Who would ever give up the reality of dreams for relative knowledge?

To compare Tensegrity with yoga or t'ai chi is not possible. It has a different origin and a different purpose. The origin is shamanic, the purpose is shamanic.

We all have to go through hard times. Tragedies. Those are given to us to see what we're going to do with them.

Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.

Death is a continuation of my life without me.

Charlie X”)? Those were the hints, as far as I’m concerned.

[The People] are the ultimate, guardians of their own liberty.

I'm sure Proust was a big bore.