I don't think you see a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder, for example. And even with the accents.

When you're wearing jeans, there's a shift in your center of gravity.

If the project piques my interest and scares me a little bit, then it's got me hooked.

The way Shakespeare wrote Fallstaff is with a heightened language and everything.

The best piece of advice Ive ever been given was, Be in the business youre in. Dont just be a satellite around it and expect it to come to you. Be in the business youre in.

Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release.

I suppose you just feel on an instinctive level if something is honest.

Nobody wakes up in the morning thinking, 'I'm a bad guy.' They think they're the right guy.

Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be.

Well, I'm not a natural gym person myself, anyway.

Blackbeard was larger than life. He was 6'4" in 1710. He was a colossus, and like a rock star walking into a bar. He was a tremendous commander, a great leader.

A bend in the road is not the end of the road…Unless you fail to make the turn.

Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink.

Everything will change in your life when you finally learn that you deserve SO MUCH BETTER

When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved

We rebuilt China.The money they took out of the United States is the greatest theft in the history of our country. The money they've taken out, the jobs they've taken out, the base.

A man is so in the way in the house.

Imagination is a licensed trespasser: it has no fear of dogs, but may climb over walls and peep in at windows with impunity.

Every man who is worth thirty millions and is not wedded to them, is dangerous to the government.

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose.

Many a person has been saved from summer alcoholism, not to mention hypertoxicity, by Dostoyevsky.