I don't own everything, I do have a partner.

I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to count.

If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant.

If you're not on a major label today, you're not gonna get played. They've got the market sewed up.

If I cut an album now and sell it for ten bucks, I can put seven dollars and fifty cents in my pocket.

I've grown up with my audience; they're my age or older. Not a lot of kids are coming to see me.

All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.

I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.

All my money was made doing the dates and selling products when I was out there on the road.

Don't all the girls get prettier at closing time?

When a record co. finds a guy now, they want to own everything. They want to own the rights to market that person's particular name. They want a piece of the action all the way through.

When the silence and the aloneness press down and around me, crushing me, carving through me like ice, I need to speak aloud sometimes, if only for proof of life.

People fed on sugared praises cannot be expected to feel an appetite for the black broth of honest criticism.

We live in an age now where so many people watch movies based on what Netflix recommends. It learns your taste and they really understand viewer habits.

A hexagonal piece of cheese is a lot better than a square piece of cheese.

Virtue lies half way between two opposite vices.

I look for a director with a script he likes a lot, but I'm probably after the directors more than anything.

Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

If you allow yourself to deepen with midlife, your experience of everything deepens, including your experience of God.

We don't have to have suffered brain damage to take advantage of the plastic nature of our brains.

I like being on the road, living in hotels. While I've got a real nice house, I go crazy when I'm there.