I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

He licked up to her ear and whispered, “You taste like summer. Did I ever mention, summer is my favorite season?

Just because I have shoes on is no sign that I am walking.

My mother isn't particularly vain. Growing up with a parent who put emphasis on personality over looks was important.

They see that who they are is the silence in which sound is happening, the spaciousness in which movement occurs. This kind of recognition, whether fleeting or abiding, is called an awakening.

Spirtual does not mean divorced from the physical, earthly realm. The Earth is one of the most divine forms in all creation.

In the 19th century inhumanity meant cruelty; in the 20th century it means schizoid self-alienation.

Your strength is how calmly, quietly and peacefully you face life.

We don't need to be perfect. We're not supposed to be perfect; we're supposed to be complete. And you can't be complete if you're trying to be perfect.

Martha Stewart published her recipe for disaster -- mix one part arrogance with two parts incompetence, simmer in the juices and then serve hot in the can.

If you can find something you love, go for it everyday of your life, and it would be really good to you.