I don't know about you, but I only have one life, and I don't want to spend it in a sewer of injustice.

For me, a play is a form of writing which isn't complete until it is interpreted by actors. But it's still a form of writing. And so most of my time is spent thinking about how to write a sentence.

It's obviously a characteristic of human beings that we like to feel superior to others, but our problem is we are not superior

Who says one instance of writing has anything in common with another instance?

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

I have been vain since birth.

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine!

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.

I'm not proud to be me, I'm not excited to be me, but I find that I am me, and like most other individuals, I send out little signals; I tell everyone else how everything looks from where I am.

Patriotism is considered to be an emotion a person ought to feel. But why? Why is it nobler to love your own country than to love someone else's?

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.

Ambition is a stairway that never ends.

We have to build bridges that are stronger than the bombs that other people might throw

There are certain things you don't discuss with Ansel, especially if you don't agree.

The world went mad and used us as an excuse.

Pro-life includes improving life after birth.

Perceptibility is a kind of attentiveness.

The red carpet we roll out come sizzling medium rare.

There is no virtue higher than non-injury.

It is very important to have a correct socio-economic development forecast and plan, in which inflation being a vital investment factor should be the key indicator

On issues relating to taxes, you don't always speak with one voice.