I don't have the illusion that there's any position or role in the world with as much potential for bringing about change as that of president of the United States.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

My life's work is to create tools to empower and elevate life on the planet. To create global change, one heart at a time.

There's something about the sound of a train that's very romantic and nostalgic and hopeful.

For a long time I listened to other people to decide whether I was still Christian or not, and I would sort of vet myself by the traditional formulae.

I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.

How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.

Nothing is ever the same as they said it was.

Power and machinery, money and goods, are useful only as they set us free to live.

When insane things start to arrange themselves in sane patterns around you, you know you got problems.

I think I'm the first man to sit on top of the world.

I did a lot of theater when I was in high school and college. I also did stand-up in college, so it was always part of what I did.