I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

Dare to make a wish that can change your life!

Faith is the resplendent key that liberates me from the impregnable confines meticulously constructed from the raw material of my disbelief.

What helps people, helps business.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

A quiet personality sure isn't what you need to attract attention.

Basically there are no stars anymore. The audience is the star.

I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.

Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.

All of mathematics can be deduced from the sole notion of an integer; here we have a fact universally acknowledged today.

I think with the best actors, emotion is something that has no kind of check in them.