I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together,

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

My parents were what I like to call proper musical fans. Lots of Sondheim was played in the car.

I have recently decided that there is no place in my head or my heart for fear anymore.

The Wrong we have Done, Thought, or Intended Will wreak its Vengeance on Our SOULS.

This backlog affects not just the ability to identify and convict the guilty, but it also affects our ability to identify the innocent.

I started out playing ukulele when I was 5 or 6 years old.

Those brain-zapped kids weren’t the only - or maybe even the worst - enemy.

I almost find it very attractive when a woman has no idea who I am.

[Writing scripts] I'm not looking to jump in and make super mainstream movies. I still like to make movies that I like to see.

Contemporary culture is not very good on responsibility.