I don't care about Christmas, we are going to train on Christmas Day.

If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!

I've found myself on some days leaving home at three in the morning. I'm outside the training ground at five but they don't open up until seven. I'm just sitting there, listening to the radio.

He's disappeared to Azerbaijan, or somewhere ridiculous in the world.

I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in a Ferrari.

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'.

I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn't kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he'd been training.

Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.

Samassi Abou don’t speak the English too good.

Stillness offers an experience of being and a recognition that being . . . my essence . . . is a part of all Being, all Essence.

Gratitude is the sweetest thing in a seeker's life- in all human life. If there is gratitude in your heart, then there will be tremendous sweetness in your eyes.

I know how to emulate crazy.

I saw you in the library. With—” “ Colonel Mustard?

It’s hard to drink when you dance. And it’s hard to dance when you drink.

A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

Graphic design will save the world right after rock and roll does.

Don't bring me problems. Bring me solutions.

When you gaze long into the Abyss of Sustainability, the Abyss of Sustainability also gazes into you.

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