I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn't kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he'd been training.

If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!

I've found myself on some days leaving home at three in the morning. I'm outside the training ground at five but they don't open up until seven. I'm just sitting there, listening to the radio.

He's disappeared to Azerbaijan, or somewhere ridiculous in the world.

I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in a Ferrari.

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'.

Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.

Samassi Abou don’t speak the English too good.

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell.

Ability to find the answers is more important than ability to know the answers.

Justice is always Violence to the Party offending, for every Man is Innocent in his own Eyes.

If you sit around and wring your hands as they're all doing now until something happens to a major American city, then it is too late.

In the end, you can' t talk to everyone.

You don't forget crises and neither does the Queen.

One of my rules is: Never listen to your old stuff.

Every lie creates a parallel world.. a world in which it is true

Luxury to me is not about buying expensive things; it's about living in a way where you appreciate things.

As a kid, I never thought I'd be an actress. Never, ever, ever, no way. I was really shy - bordering on social disorder shy - and I was really academic.