I don't blame individuals, I blame myself.

Mario Balotelli is like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Me? I'm in between.

Duncan became a legend before he became a player at Everton.

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself

We did not pass the ball... we couldn't have found our front two with radar.

That was clearly a tackle aimed at getting revenge - or maybe it was just out-and-out retribution.

If it had gone in, it would have been a goal.

I don't want to compare Bowditch to Matt Le Tissier, but the way he scored his goal was similar to Matt.

I don't make promises, I promise results.

The trouble with Earl Barrett is that he's one paced .... Zooommmmm.

I will be writing to the relevant authorities to complain but I'm wasting my breath.

The Amulet of Samarkand. It was Simon Lovelace's. Now it is yours. Soon it will be Simon Lovelace's again. Take it and enjoy the consequences.

Your professional experience can strengthen your resume, increase your earning potential, prove dependability, instill trust, and open new doors of opportunity which would remain closed otherwise.

This is the ultimate con game - I'm having fun and people pay me to do it.

In him I saw my furture In him I saw my friend In him I saw my destiny Both my beginning and end

I beg young people to travel.

Voting is easy and marginally useful, but it is a poor substitute for democracy, which requires direct action by concerned citizens.

Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again.

Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is the mother of all virtues.

I don't think that care homes are all rotten old places that ought to be shut down.

Influence is getting others to do what you want them to do because they want to do it - a take on Eisenhower's famous leadership statement