I don't believe in e-mail. I rarely use a cell phone and I don't have a fax.

God is, to me, pretty much a myth created over time to deny the idea that we're all responsible for our own actions.

How people interpret my degrees of sexiness is out of my hands.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.

It doesn't matter what you're saying if you come from an honest place.

After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you can put back in the bag.

I was never famous as a kid. That's the biggest difference between me and any other kid actor is that I wasn't famous as a kid.

There's never a surefire good career move except doing good work.

This planet has rejuvenated itself over and over again. Its species are just witnesses. [Earth] is going to reclaim itself once it tires of us. And all that will be left are the bones.

I’ve never done this before. I didn’t go to human bars. Mudslides aside, I’m not much of a drinker. Club people are not my people. Now, book-club people—

The world of fantasy fills the gaps in people's knowledge.

A lot of times people hide their quirks when they're first getting to know a person.

There would have been no Beats deal without the Samsung deal. It showed the number one company the importance of connecting with culture.

People may be in awe of perfection, but they warm to humanity.

In all unmerciful actions, the worst of men pay this compliment at least to humanity, as to endeavour to wear as much of the appearance of it, as the case will well let them.

But some people can't tell where it hurts. They can't calm down. They can't ever stop howling.

If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

If a child from an Amazonian hunter-gatherer tribe comes to Boston, is raised in Boston, that child will be indistinguishable in language capacities from my children growing up here, and vice versa.

I can't play a character that I am judging.