I didn't play or like a lot of board games as a child. I liked playing with my G.I. Joes and making up adventures for them.

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldnt write.

People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused.

I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.

I need to stay in the present and use that new-age mantra: 'I'm okay right now.' But I worry about all the things I'm failing at every moment.

I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Reminds me of my childhood.

Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.

Something has happened where you almost never grow up in America. Maybe it's the greater wealth.

I don't really recognise success. I don't see myself as on an upwardly mobile trajectory. I see myself as on the edge of a cliff about to fall off.

Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language.

I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself.

In failure, you begin to lose friends. In success, you lose most of them.

Don't judge a person by how important he is or how big he is. Judge a person by the strength of character or size of his heart.

I think, in our darkest moments, you have to find the humor, and you have to find the lightness.

Letting him manage in the major leagues is like sending Bo Derek through cellblock A without a bodyguard.

I think one of the dullest things in the world is a letter filled with apologies for not writing sooner.

I cherish the greatest respect towards everybody's religious obligations, no matter how comical.

The dignity of man lies in his ability to face reality in all its meaninglessness.

Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

I think this is very applicable to men and women - that they are looking for love in all the wrong places.

The NBA is a big family, and I think of all these rookies as my brothers. I still believe I am blue collar among the All-Stars.