I definitely want to focus on economic development, because that is what is needed in the community, as well as education.

I want to bring a voice back to the community. I think we haven't received our fair share of resources.

Your identity should not be fully defined by what you do, by being a manager, a wife, a mother of children or a computer programmer

The absence of inner intent for kashays is the same as the inner intent of the absolute Self (Parmatma). If one’s kashays are gone, then he becomes the ‘owner’ of the whole universe.

Misery will never be your destiny. Your mind deserves joy in abundance, but it's your responsibility to constantly feed the right words and beliefs to it.

Scientists have shown that because positive and open mindsets produce exploration and experiential learning, they also come to produce more-accurate mental maps of the world.

George Klein says that Elvis had five real friends outside of his circle, and I was blessed to be one of them. I spent a lot of time with Elvis in Vegas and at Graceland.

The flu-casters would draw out the maps and keep people engaged at regular intervals ... beaming it from the WHO bunker.

There are few people whom I really love and still fewer of whom I think well.

There's no better friend than a sister.

The art of governing consists simply of being honest, exercising common sense, following principle, and doing what is right and just.

If I could email my jokes to the crowd and get the same immediate response [as during stand-up], I'd do that.