I'd hire the devil himself as a writer if he gave me a good story.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Be yourself. Trust me, you don’t want to be anyone else because they are not you and you are special.

Our head is designed to broaden our capability of analyzing facts, events and draw the right conclusions

Do you know, why I really love my helmet that much? Because it makes me 15 centimetres taller!

It has been my experience that the hearings are really, in effect, a subtle minuet, with the nominee answering as many questions as he thinks necessary in order to be confirmed.

Half-truths can be as deceptive as outright lies.

Who are the slumlords in the Black community? The so-called Jews. … Who is it sucking our blood in the Black community? A white imposter Arab and a white imposter Jew.

You find out who your true friends are not when you are on top of the world, but when the world is on top of you.

Industrial food makers don't want you thinking about where your food comes from and what's in it.

Wherever women gather together failure is impossible.