You know what freaks me out? Having your personal life live-tweeted so that everyone can make fun of you forever.

I thought beforehand, if [Marie] Henein is going to be a shark, I'm going to be a jellyfish, because you can't catch a jellyfish. Not that I didn't want to be caught, I just wanted to present solid.

I don't see Jian [Ghomeshi] as an enemy. What [Marie Henein] was saying about how I hate him - I'm like, that's not accurate.

. . .fasting gives me singularly happy afternoons.

The wonder of words.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

I love weddings: happy people coming together to celebrate in great clothes.

Never compete, create.

What is happiness to me is not necessarily for you. Someone once said, there are three truths: your truth, my truth and the truth. And I think that's true.

Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind.

- Oh no, The Collective Farm policy was a terrible struggle... Ten million (he said holding up his hands). It was fearful. Four years it lasted. It was absolutely necessary.

What characterizes a member of a minority group is that he is forced to see himself as both exceptional and insignificant, marvelous and awful, good and evil.

The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.