I can't act. I simply must be myself, do the things that seem natural to me. When I get with a director who wants me to act, I'll be lost.

I must have gone through $10 million during my career. Part of the loot went for gambling, part for horses and part for women. The rest I spent foolishly.

Who ever heard of Casablanca? I don't want to star opposite some unknown Swedish broad.

Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly.

Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly.

At the end of a marriage, no one wins. There is only anger, sorrow, guilt, emptiness, and defeat.

In public, as well as in private expences, great wealth may, perhaps, frequently be admitted as an apology for great folly.

Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol.

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

Hope you're pleased with the crumbs she throws you.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

When people ask me that, I say I don't want to be remembered. It means I'm no longer around.

Exactness of intention produces elegance of style.

I shall never be as old as I was between 20 and 30.