I can juggle, not well... I can balance a broom on my chin. I can do very simple carny tricks, a little sleight of hand with cards and coins.

I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.

My only foray into anything stock-market-related was in my eighth grade social studies class. I have steered clear ever since.

I'm a bit of a nerd, and my extracurricular activity is nerd games.

In college, my friend Melanie and I used to have weekly Jimmy Stewart viewings, and 'Harvey' seemed to make its way into the rotation an inordinate amount of times.

I'm a Joseph Abboud fan. I'm a Hugo Boss fan. I'm a Brooks Brothers fan. As far as suits go, those are my go-tos.

Gaming has been a great way to get to know people. That's part of what I love about games, that they are social.

The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count.

I abhor 'baby talk.' I speak to kids like I would any other person, and they seem to respond to it.

I would like to ban people being allowed to text while in a crosswalk.

The 12 years that I was improvising are why I got the number of commercials I got when I was in New York and why I got The Devil Wears Prada, and its why I even got in the door for Mad Men.

Sincerity’ and ‘morality’ is the basement of this world.

And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.

We are all motivated far more than we care to admit by characteristics inherited from our ancestors which individual experiences of childhood can modify, repress, or enhance, but cannot erase.

I believe that things are always going to work out, even if in the beginning it doesn't look like they are working out. I know in the long run they are going to work out, and it's going to be fine.

The truth is that I'm never sure how any of my books will be received, and because I can be thin-skinned, I try not to read too many reviews when a book first comes out.

Today you can't go by the titles of the shows to know what the content of the show may be.

Only human beings can reorder their lives any day they choose by refining their philosophy.

A satirist is a man whose flesh creeps so at the ugly and the savage and the incongruous aspects of society that he has to express them as brutally and nakedly as possible in order to get relief.

Anytime you stop striving to get better, you're bound to get worse.

Whether or not Big Brother is watching us, we certainly have to watch him, which may be even worse.