I believe when hard-working citizens have earned their pension, it's wrong for Washington bureaucrats and politicians to take their pensions away.

When I went through Marine boot camp in Paris Island, South Carolina, we actually did have bayonets that we trained with.

You've read the Torah, right? So you know the Torah defines marriage as being between one man and one woman.

One thing I will commit to the people of Ohio is, when I'm a U.S. senator and there's issues being debated in Washington, when I'm a U.S. senator they'll know exactly what my position is.

I served two tours in Iraq, in the Marine Corps.

The more we can get Washington out of the way, the stronger our economy and our country will be.

Sherrod Brown and President Obama have lost the faith of Jewish Democrats.

One of the most lethal mistakes a public official can make is raising taxes and not paying your own.

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To arrive at a contradiction is to confess an error in one's thinking; to maintain a contradiction is to abdicate one's mind and to evict oneself from the realm of reality.

We always try to remember that at the end of the day, it's just cookies. Don't stress that hard, because it's a terrible thing to take home with you.

We lose our time because we lose our attention

Always see a fellows weak point in his wife.

No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.

I'm always preparing for a regular life.

The shakes stop if you drink enough, but then so does everything else.

Luckily I have a brother who looks after my administration and my money, because I'm a total spendthrift.