I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.

You have to stay updated on trends, social things and pop culture, you need to stay with the times and keep evolving.

It was a great experience for a kid, because it was a bunch of kids playing on pirate ships and water slides, so looking back on it, it was the fondest experience of my childhood.

I've been to the top and I've been to the bottom more times than most people ride in an elevator.

People do not realize this, but my drug addiction was actually a short span of time. It was only for two years.

I'm a guy who's all about peace, love, and happiness. I'm a bit of a hippie.

I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.

There are many ways of giving thanks. Eating turkeys doesn't have to be one of them.

I literally was famous before I knew my own name.

If anything needs to get fixed in society, it's people's consumption of other people's problems.

I've always kind of lived my life to be as much as possible a positive role model for children.

It may seem like the dragons tormenting you are bigger and fiercer than those lurking in your neighbor’s yard, but this is an illusion. We all face mighty dragons at home in some form.

There are no mineral monsters.

There's a beauty to wisdom and experience that cannot be faked. It's impossible to be mature without having lived.

Drawn by conceit from reason's plan How vain is that poor creature man; How pleas'd in ev'ry paltry elf To grate about that thing himself.

The demographics are changing - and so what? Citizenship is a question of certain agreed-upon values and that is that. Do we believe that? I think at heart we do.

Our Country will, I believe, sooner forgive an Officer for attacking his Enemy than for letting it alone.

There's a lot of landscape I never would have described if I hadn't been homesick. The impulse was nostalgia.

Forgive others, forgive yourself, forgive yourself for not being perfect, and accept responsibility for your own life.

I have the audacity to believe that peoples everywhere can have three meals a day for their bodies, education and culture for their minds, and dignity, equality and freedom for their spirits.