I beg your pardon

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs.

Trust no one, and let none believe.

And yet still I worried. I like being a person. I wanted to keep at it. Worry is yet another side effect of dying.

I do not think there was anything abusive in my house. Yet, I stand by a lot of my critiques of Western parenting. I think there's a lot of questions about how you instill true self-esteem.

I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd.

After an unequivocal experience of the inefficacy of the subsisting federal government, you are called upon to deliberate on a new Constitution for the United States of America.

If you're making it up, make it up good. And then believe in what you made up.

Ah. In my experience, when people say they don't know whether they love someone, they usually mean no.

I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes.