I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once!

Every day is a new day, and you'll never be able to find happiness if you don't move on.

God put us here, on this carnival ride. We close our eyes never knowing where it'll take us next.

The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.

I'm grateful for every scar, some pages turned, some bridges burned, but there were lessons learned

When you figure out love is all that matters after all, it sure makes everything else seem so small.

While we're young and beautiful, living free and easy. Here without a worry, dancing in our bare feet because when the summer's done we might not be so young and beautiful.

My cell phone is my best friend. It's my lifeline to the outside world.

It's sad, but sometimes moving on with the rest of your life, starts with goodbye.

It's nice to know you have support. Last night I got a marriage proposal. I just laughed.

Successful people have a social responsibility to make the world a better place and not just take from it.

Happiness is not in the absence of challenges but the choice to dwell on infinite hope.

It was not a religion that attacked us that September day. It was al-Qaeda. We will not sacrifice the liberties we cherish or hunker down behind walls of suspicion and mistrust.

I think the cost of energy will come down when we make this transition to renewable energy.

An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.

Fernand Point's philosophy instilled what cuisine is all about: generosity and hugeness of heart.

Every failed experiment is one step closer to success.

The situation is worse than it has ever been before. This is the legacy of Hillary Clinton - death, destruction, terrorism and weakness.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

You are designed by God not to blend in, but to stand out

No one is dumb who is curious.