I am getting some good offers still. Some nice things are coming my way just as they always have, so unless I lose my inspiration or there is too much drool to wipe, I will keep going.

Hollywood is still the mecca for good or bad, but it isn't the beginning or end for filmmaking.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

One thing I like about Argentina, they only cook with salt; that's it.

Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.

Never use money to measure wealth, son.

If you don't daydream and kind of plan things out in your imagination, you never get there. So you have to start someplace.

I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning.

We don’t live in a world that suffers from doubt, but one that suffers from certainty, false certainties that compensate for the well of worldly anxieties and worries.

The ink line drawing flowed the cursive journey, created on paper canvas that brought the story to life.

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together.

Sexism goes so deep that at first it's hard to see; you think it's just reality.

Why hang out with celebrities when I can hang out with the people who made me one?

Cry down materialism all you will, surely one of the thoroughly satisfactory sensations of this world is to feel financially independent.

In order to achieve something great, you'll have to sacrifice something great.

Lincoln' is a powerful film. It's one of those epic films that talk about this very specific issue in history of the United States.

If all Christians acted like Christ, the whole world would be Christian.

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.