I am an educationist. I'm an economist. I am a politician. I am also now a good storyteller, you know?

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

When you are dead you are independent, when you are alive your always dependent. It really doesn't matter are you there or there there is somebody above you, always!

Imagination is a poor substitute for experience.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

I'm not afraid of terrorism at all. I'm afraid of loss of our freedom, loss of mobility, loss of global comradeship.

My manager says we've been working with the FDA on this.

You know, Mrs. Fields was never a business. It was a part of me...and I never separated, oh, well, business from personal because to me they all blended together.

DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.

He who defines the terms, controls the debate.

Because you continue to inhabit and believe your metaphors, you cannot see what is true.

So they loved as love in twain Had the essence but in one; Two distinct, divisions none.