Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

A lie, sometimes, can be truer than the truth, which is why fiction gets written.

Love is friendship set to music

If you write without reading, you will certainly have too many books without readers.

You and I, " I intertwined my fingers with his, "are one.""Until the day I die, " he promised, "And even after that.""For the eternity?" I whispered on his lips."Evermore.

The empowerment of girls and women is an essential tool to preventing the HIV/AIDS emergency from exploding any further

I will have faith that, though I might not understand why adversity happens, by my conscious choice I can find strength, compassion, and grace through my trials.

Good-breeding shows itself most where to an ordinary eye it appears the least.

Exercise often moves us straight from stagnation to inspiration, from problem to solution, from self-pity to self-respect.

I won't support any budget, whether it's a Republican or a Democrat budget, that doesn't lead to balance.

I couldn’t help it,” I said, knowing how lame that sounded. It was as bad as Angeline’s “it’s not my fault” mantra.