I am about as detailed as a shadow.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.

What year is it in your imagination?

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

People are supossed to aspire to become their fathers, not shudder at the thought.

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

I have no problem with whatever the next big look is. Just don't try and tell me that only one look is beautiful.

Nothing before had ever made me thoroughly realise, though I had read various scientific books, that science consists in grouping facts so that general laws or conclusions may be drawn from them.

The only way to know how customers see your business is to look at it through their eyes

We need to discover the root causes of success rather than the root causes of failure.

Faith-is the pierless bridge supporting what We see unto the scene that we do not.

Thirst will parch your tongue and your body will waste through lack of sleep ere you can describe in words that which painting instantly sets before the eye.

Few men who have liberated themselves from the fear of God and the fear of death are yet able to liberate themselves from the fear of man.