I am a Topshop homing pigeon! I can walk into the Oxford Circus branch and ferret out the best bits in minutes.

When the weather is really hot, I tend to live in denim cut-offs.

On shooting days, I have all my accessories, and I style the final look.

Statement earrings and statement necklaces each deserve their own moment. I never wear the two together; it looks overdone.

Comfort is key for a barbecue.

I always carry multipurpose products in my handbag.

I'm happy with embellishment in a chunky Prada-esque way, but I'm not into sequins!

I'm known for changing halfway through the day if my mood swings.

I'm usually pretty good about meeting people. I try to remember they are human, too!

I hate it when people are impolite to waiters or to the valet or the guy in the supermarket. There's no need for that; it doesn't cost anything to be polite.

I love anything leopard print, but sometimes an all over print can be a bit much.

You want help? Ask for help. You want love? Ask for love. If you want anything from the universe, anything from yourself, you must first ask.

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

There's nobody who doesn't have problems with the church, because there's sin in the church. But there's no other place to be a Christian except the church.

Whoever takes the decision of war, he is surely a stupid man!

Be sure you separate 'who you are' from 'what you have' and 'what you do'.

Those Montana Indians were so tough that white people were scared of them. Can you imagine a place where white people are scared of Indians and not the other way around? That's Montana.

I'm not saying girls are perfect, because we all know that's not true. But why be unfaithful to her if she was true to you.

I'm not afraid of werewolves or vampires or haunted hotels, I'm afraid of what real human beings to do other real human beings.

I'm drowning in whiskey river.