I am 10 times smarter than everyone else in this game. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Anything that's signed by me on EBay is a forgery and not authentic.

Losing is essential to anyone's success. The more you lose, the more you want to win.

It's like the animal kingdom. Adapt or go extinct.

He's the kind of guy who will stab you in the back right to your face.

I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.

How's the game changed in my 15 years in the league? Well, we used to be called hard-working players. Now we're overpaid crybabies.

Don't worry what people say or what people think. Be yourself.

I don't like hockey. I'm just good at it.

People not only stinks because of the odor but also because of the character.

To be is to stand for.

The duty of a historian is simply to understand and then convey that understanding, no more than that.

It is less dishonor to hear imperfectly than to speak imperfectly. The ears are excused; the understanding is not.

Deception is a tactic: use it. Do whatever it takes to win.

When I started, all I wanted to do was play like Chuck (Berry)

Day-colored wine, night-colored wine, wine with purple feet or wine with topaz blood, wine, starry child of earth.

A fault is sooner found than mended.

All architecture is what you do to it when you look upon it.

I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the Comedy Central Roasts for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write.