I always work from an outline.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.

Sometimes you don't need lightning to start a fire. Sometimes, it builds on its own.

You can tell a lot about a person not just by their successes, but by how they deal with their setbacks

I wonder-maybe the key is balance. Maybe it's about living in the moment while still keeping your eye on the big picture-on all the pictures.

When you go on vacation with people, you learn a lot about them.

Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.

Biological clock? I don't even own a watch.

They write songs about California girls for a reason.

Part of me could do it. Run off and get married. But another part... Another part of me wondered if I could really trust anyone. If all relationships were all doomed.

It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.

Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.

I don't necessarily write everything as automatically assuming it will be collected, there's nothing that says Hitman will be collected, though it might be.

I know what happens every time I get in front of a UK crowd - they just go nuts and they are so nice and excited and crazy and they won't sit down.

In sum, U.S. history is no more violent and oppressive than the history of England, Russia, Indonesia, or Burundi - but neither is it exceptionally less violent.

Women keep no secrets, and I know many men, who are women in this regard.

People will try to rain on your parade because they have no parade of their own.

The noble grotesque involves the true appreciation of beauty.

The doctor brushed past her and gestured at the holographic image that jutted from the netscreen. "Let me tell you what is peculiar about it" "I'd say 36.28 percent of it is pretty peculiar

There won't be editors in the future with the Internet world, with citizen reporting. That doesn't scare me.