I actually think there's a potential, a crazy potential, that network TV could become something valuable and worthwhile, just because of fear on the part of the networks.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.

Live Everyday with No Regrets, So you don't Regret it One day.

And when you love someone, seeing them sad also makes you sad.

No place does home-turf nutjobs like America.

It is no great thing to be humble when you are brought low; but to be humble when you are praised is a great and rare attainment.

What if River Phoenix had lived?

The University of Google is where I got my degree from.

When we read, even if the characters are tragic or sad or disturbing, these are our brothers and sisters in the human family.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

The softest breeze to fairest flowers gives birth: Think not that Prudence dwells in dark abodes, She scans the future with the eye of gods.