Humour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

We have nothing to fear for the future, except as we shall forget the way the Lord has led us, and His teaching in our past history.

Talk unbelief, and you will have unbelief; but talk faith, and you will have faith. According to the seed sown will be the harvest.

It is not earthly rank, nor birth, nor nationality, nor religious privilege, which proves that we are members of the family of God; it is love, a love that embraces all humanity.

Our heavenly Father has a thousand ways to provide for us, of which we know nothing.

We are all woven together in the great web of humanity, and whatever we can do to benefit and uplift others will reflect in blessing upon ourselves.

Success is born out of arrogance, but greatness comes from humility.

Mother Nature is the true artist and our job as cooks is to allow her to shine.

Whatever attracts the mind from God, whatever draws the affections away from Christ, is an enemy to the soul.

Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.

It was kind of ridiculous to carry it up to a certain point and then drop the ball or the bomb, like quitting the band right after we had signed to Virgin.

We cannibals must help these Christians.

You can assess a culture to a degree by the way they receive movies and how they receive a given celebrity.

It's easy. [Black man] is - he's separate already. The fact that you have Harlem, the fact that you have the Negro ghetto and the so-called Negro slum, he's already separate.

O my soul, do not aspire to immortal life, but exhaust the limits of the possible.

Only good questions deserve good answers.

The wave is ignorant of the true nature of the sea: how can the temporal comprehend the eternal?

No offense to hot girls everywhere- but newsflash- there are hot girls everywhere.

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.