Humor works, and it's the best way to get attention without spending a lot of money.

Thank you for making me nouveau riche.

I'm hard-nosed about luck...If you're persistent in trying and doing and working, you almost always make your own fortune.

Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.

Sometimes, the advertising is better than the product. Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising. Everyone tries the thing and never buys it again.

There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.

From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor.

I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

That's great advertising when you can turn Chicago into a city you'd want to spend more than three hours in.

Because I'm in advertising, not electricity!

The life is cruel death to me without you.

When all else fails, use the pen.EMW

The work of Nigeria is not complete for as long as there is any one Nigerian who goes to bed on empty stomach.

Love is what's left when you let go of everything you don't need.

If I do look back, I'll say that I'm blessed. I'm blessed, and I appreciate God for not only letting me live through everything, but to prosper.

I don't remember lighting this cigarette and I don't remember if I'm here alone or waiting for someone.

Punk rock meditation, that's what keeps it going. That's how I let go, you know. It's exactly what I do, I blast it and run around crazy banging my head on the wall.

If we don't give things a try, nothing will get off the ground.

I work best in rhyme and meter. I was most confident of myself in that way.

Some of us learn from other people’s mistakes and the rest of us have to be other people.