Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.

The generalizing writer is like the passionate drunk, stumbling into your house mumbling: I know I'm not being clear, exactly, but don't you kind of feel what I'm feeling?

There is no such thing as control of a situation. If we try to do this, it turns back on us in negativity.

My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd put it in the shopping cart and we'd walk out. I was raised with that.

Family and God - that is what's important. Money, cars, those are things that come and go.

Disrespect earns the displeasure of the creator and the creation.

What I like doing is writing and recording and much more on the, I guess, the - on that creative level. It's fun interpreting songs and all that, but I wouldn't like it as a living.

Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at [email protected].

Do not be afraid to fail, but also, do not be afraid to succeed.

I really dont like the idea of people knowing what I am doing. I find telling everybody what you had for breakfast is really uninspiring.

It's good to feel stupid sometimes and do things that are out of your comfort zone.

Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.