Humor is an attitude. It's a way of looking at life and of telling others how you feel about what's happening around you.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

In every opportunity, question your beliefs. Don’t forget that most of the beliefs are preposterous empty stories!

The world has not learned the technique of balanced expansion without the resultant commercial and financial congestion.

The mountains inspire me because they are just still and they have such a strong, quiet presence that feels very old.

An alive piece of art may be more alive than much of its audience, and with this odd truth artists must make peace.

The crowning insult [of abortion] is that this ordeal is represented to her as some kind of a privilege.Her sad and onerous duty is garbed in the rhetoric of a civil right.

I wouldn't write any kind of book without a contract and an advance. You can't invest that amount of time and effort without one.

In my time and neighborhood (and in my soul) there was only one standard by which a woman measured success: did some man want her?

I'm a big believer in pose some questions and then answer a few of them before you move onto the next set of questions.

To Jane Austen, every fool is a treasure trove.

You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye Who cheer when soldier lads march by, Sneak home and pray you'll never know The hell where youth and laughter go.