How dreadful knowledge of the truth can be when there's no help in truth!

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.

Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.

The dice of Zeus always fall luckily.

Always desire to learn something useful

Believe that a further shore is reachable from here.

All men make mistakes, but a good man yields when he knows his course is wrong, and repairs the evil. The only crime is pride.

Children are the anchors of a mother's life.

Heaven ne'er helps the men who will not act.

There is nothing more hateful than bad advice.

Go then if you must, but remember, no matter how foolish your deeds, those who love you will love you still.

Jealous much, Matthews? Is it because I'm a favorite, or is it because you still want me?

I think nothing is good, I really think it is.

Laws are never as effective as habits.

A martyr can never cooperate with death, go to death in a way that they're not trying to escape.

CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal.

I believe you got my property?

People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not.

Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.

Men call their sons Paul and their dogs Nero today.

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.