How could you stop loving me?

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

But, darling, I need you to know, you loving me will not heal me. Please realize, I already know that. And I do not expect it to.

Edwin is prepared to believe that a glass exists. And further, that this glass holds liquid.

Winter does not work only on a broad scale; he is careful in trifles.

When you say something, make sure you have said it. The chances of your having said it are only fair.

The human mind is a channel through which things-to-be are coming into the realm of things-that-are .

anything a guy can do a girl can do better...except being stupid

A picture's beauty does not depend on the things portrayed in it.

I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not.

It's the gravity that shapes the large scale structure of the universe, even though it is the weakest of four categories of forces

It was needless, after this, to say that all was vanity and vexation of spirit; for it is impossible to derive happiness from the company of those whom we deprive of happiness.