How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?

The difference between players is not always the quality but their mentality.

If Chelsea are naive and pure then I'm Little Red Riding Hood.

You must wait until the end, and at the end of the season you can say it was a good or a bad season.

Before, I said that they were maybe the best supporters in England. Now maybe they are the best supporters in Europe.

Some people cannot see a priest on a mountain of sugar.

The champions are the team with the most points...if United have more points, it means they have more points, that's all. Nothing else.

As always I am focused on training and coaching my team.

You cannot control the market, you cannot control the players, you cannot control the clubs. You can try - but we have done our best.

We don't have any problems, apart from the problems we have.

Winning trophies has made me put on weight

You couldn't just pick and choose at will when someone depended on you, or loved you. It wasn't like a light switch, easy to turn on or off. If you were in, you were in. Out, you were out.

So those pills that offered painless relief stayed stored on the shelf, out of the strength of her reach, high atop the altar of platitudes.

A problem isn't a real problem till you decide to make it a problem... so what's the problem again?

You're happiest while you're making the greatest contribution.

He that is not with me is against me.

Surrealism is the magical surprise of finding a lion in a wardrobe, where you were 'sure' of finding shirts.

Science as an intellectual exercise enriches our culture, and is in itself ennobling.

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

Exploiting a sustainable competitive advantage is great... If you can find it.

Resolve to be merry though the ship were sinking.