How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

We need learn what we need to learn, know what we need to know, and do what we need to do.

When your absence is felt, your presence is the essence and it makes a difference.

More and more I feel like a letter—deposited here, collected there. But a letter addressed to no one.

Courage is the goal of cowards.

There must, whether the gods see it or not, be something great in the mortal soul. For suffering, it seems, is infinite, and our capacity without limit.

I can say I have become far more open about what I believe.

When liberals advocate a value-added tax, conservatives should respond: Taxing consumption has merits, so we will consider it - after the 16th Amendment is repealed.

I've never understood why it's a negative to showcase a talented, smart woman who also happens to be attractive.

It’s because your subconscious finds my subconscious irresistible.

The mathematicians know a great deal about very little and the physicists very little about a great deal.