Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of rules there, literal and implied, that you have to navigate.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

Never let a man determine the woman you want to be.

Kissing is something that makes up for a whole lot of the other crap you have to put up with in school, and as a teenager in general

Men outlive their love, but they don’t outlive the consequences of their recklessness.

They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

Comedy is an escape, not from truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

A perfect marriage is like a pure heart ... those who have it are fit to see God.

The Civil War ravaged the Southern states, while leaving the North untouched.

I was just dying to get out of my twenties.

When you live with an open heart, unexpected, joyful things happen

When people are happy they have a reserve upon which to draw, whereas she was like a wheel without a tyre