You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of rules there, literal and implied, that you have to navigate.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

I do not know what to do with the emotions inside me. I do not know how to be this close to someone and still hold on to myself.

I guess that’s the beauty of books. When they finish they don’t really finish.

Don't get too lost in consumerism or materialism. As for ownership, the ultimate test of it is were you born with it and can you take it with you when you leave?

Realize that maturity does not come with age but with acceptance of responsibility.

Ofttimes the test of courage becomes rather to live than to die.

You intentionally start small, because you will not be able to compete with an incumbent... because the incumbent is always going to go for the full solution.

I have come not to make war on the Italians, but to aid the Italians against Rome.

I also know, as an entrepreneur myself, you face new obstacles every day and you need to have the perseverance to see them through.

I don't think you want to hurt businesses that are making $250,000 or $500,000. Those are the real people who created the opportunity to put people to work.

No man can fall into contempt but those who deserve it.