Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of rules there, literal and implied, that you have to navigate.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

I pushed him against his Jeep, looked him dead in the eye and kissed him. He asked if he could come up, and I just walked up the steps and said, not yet. That was the moment I knew I loved him.

You sorta lose the fear of failure when everyone thinks you already gave it your best shot and blew it.

Ineffective people live day after day with unused potential.

There's no place where one can breathe as freely as on the deck of a ship.

I go fishing not to find myself but to lose myself.

The roots of war are in the way we live our daily lives -- the way we develop our industries, build up our society, and consume goods.

I'll be damned if death wears my sadness for glad rags.

Everything in art is but a copy of nature.

Books and movies are like apples and oranges. They both are fruit, but taste completely different.

The world has raised its whip; where will it descend?