Hosting a game show is so bizarre and uniquely its own thing. Anytime I'm hosting something, I try to bring as much of myself to it as I can, but it's always going to be incomplete.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of rules there, literal and implied, that you have to navigate.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

Love and hatred belong to the same plant: one is rose, the other is thorn.

I look at Jessica Alba and think she's got a great body. I think that's what women are supposed to look like.

I've always said AOL is great opportunity for somebody.

I'm a pessimist, but I have many painstakingly applied coats of optimism.

I like punks who also like Saxon. I guess I am one.

I wanted Ambiades to understand that I considered myself a hierarchy of one.

Everyone is beautiful in their own way, in and out and you have no right to tell them otherwise.

American voters should understand that Congress will always find a way to spend every last dollar sent to Washington.

Life, however short, is made still shorter by waste of time.

I used to do all my programming on a BBC computer. It was limited to 16 tracks, and you used the keyboard, not a mouse, to input, but I was using it so long, I got quite fast at it.