Honesty is the best insurance policy.

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

I awoke to a daymare. Life.

Where have you been all of your life?

The man irritated her just like a rash.

Greed is the prison of poverty.

Ah ha!" the Doc screeched suddenly, wheeling around. "The salicylic acid! Maybe it SHOULD have been heated first!

Everyone needs help. That's the human condition.

In politics... never retreat, never retract... never admit a mistake.

The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this: Democrats lose wars.

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

To reporters the day after his accession to the presidency, April 13, 1945: When they told me yesterday what had happened, I felt like the moon, the stars and all the planets had fallen on me.

The inward sighs of humble penitence Rise to the ear of Heaven, when peal'd hymns Are scatter'd with the sounds of common air.

God will not punish the man Who makes return for an injury.