Homework is a term that means grown up imposed yet self-afflicting torture.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

May the grace of faith, keep you going in the forward motion to reach the ultimate goal.

Their doubt is your fuel for dreams. You just have to drive.

It doesn’t take objectivity to know what you want, and you’re not objective enough to know what you need.

For this is wisdom: to live to take what fate or the Gods may give.

I never have been involved in politics.

When people move from poor countries to America, they quickly adapt in at least one way - their consumption habits.

Let God and all his creation teach you what your sins are.

By letting it go it all gets done. The world is won by those who let it go. But when you try and try. The world is beyond the winning.

Finishing food is about the tiny touches. In the last seconds you can change everything.

I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.