Home is where you are loved the most and act the worst.

The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

The trick is to enjoy life. Don't wish away your days waiting for better ones ahead.

You can't take life too seriously. You just have to laugh your way through it.

The trick is to enjoy life. Don't wish away your days, waiting for better ones ahead.

Thank you' is a wonderful phrase. Use it. It will add stature to your soul.

People are wonderful. Each one has a story, each something to give, each knows something interesting, something that can make your life richer.

Stick to a task, 'til it sticks to you. Beginners are many, finishers are few." -Anonymous, as quoted in Small and Simple Things.

...the only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. you either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

She represents the country Alamonia.

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

Among the types of thoughts that affect action, none is more central or pervasive than people's judgments of their capabilities to deal effectively with different realities

I think you always feel like you're about a hair's breadth away from being a bad actor anyway... It's not too hard to let the rope go slack, so to speak.

Biological age is the key component of the aging process.

Antiquity! I like its ruins better than its reconstructions.

I give people If You Came Softly when they demand proof that novels for teens can be as good as the best novels for adults.

I think every script I read has something that sends me into a state of panic but that usually makes me want to do it.

People are less focused on the story, and more on how the story is told.

Less pains in the world a man cannot take than to bold his tongue.